Funny Messages

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Dear Heart,

Please stop getting involved in everything.

Your job is to pump blood that’s it…..!

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Dreams makes all things possible,

Hope makes all things work,

Love makes all things beautiful ,

Smile makes all the work possible.

So always brush your teeth!

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Why women are like computers ?

1. No one really understands them
2. All ur mistakes r stored in their memory
3. U find urself spending all ur money on accessories for them….!

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When I’m SINGLE,

All I see are couples being happy.

When I’m DATING Someone,

all I see are singles being happy.

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So sweet is ur smile,

So sweet is ur style,

So sweet is ur voice,

So sweet is ur Eye,

see…how sweetly I lie….!

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Student brain is like Bermuda triangle

Information goes in and then

Its never found again

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A 3-legged dog walks into a club in the Old West.

He slides up to the bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”

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MY INBOX IS FULL BUT MY LIFE IS EMPTY

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Some IDIOTS say that behind every successful man there will be a women.

But nobody knows the fact that Women choose only successful men.

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Unfortunately without my cell phone I wouldn't

      1. Know what time it is

      2. Be able to solve math’s question

      3. Know a single phone number

      4. Know a date

      5. Be able to text my friend when i'm at their house

      6. Take a snap shot at a picture perfect time

      7. Be able to wake up from an alarm in the morning

      8. Find my way in dark

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One man asked to other, “a man died while drinking a milk, 

tell me how This happened?”

Other man replied, “it would be poisonous milk.”

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Dude is you ready for party?

Ummmm who is this?

Ohh sorry wrong number, Bye.

But I want party……!

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Girl: How do u love me?

Boy: Well, like at the stars & count them. That’s how much I live you.

Girl: But its morning

Boy: Exactly……!

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BOY:Dad, I need some money to go to 50 cent’s concert tonight

DAD: is your mother home?

BOY: Yea why?

DAD: Tell her to give you 1 dollar, Take your sister too…!

BOY:LOL, Dad he’s a rapper, 50 cent is just his rap name……..!

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Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position…..!

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